I caught a pet in an online game yesterday. He looked cute so I named him Leng Zai (meaning "handsome" in Cantonese). While I was walking around the game, a Malay guy saw it and immediately messaged me, "Wah, where can I find leng zai?!"
I chatted with this AI chat bot called iGod. It claims that it is God but everyone knows better. So I tell it:
Me: God, give me a boyfriend.
God: You want only one?
God: They might be cheaper in quantity.