Parents have a good way of twisting words to make everything seem like your fault.

Recently, I had a conversation with my mum, and it went like this:

Mum: The lizards in our house always come out of no where and frighten me!
Me: There seems to be a lot of lizards in our house.
Mum: That's because you like to sleep with the lights on at night, and insects like lights. So when you do that, the insects will fly into our house. And lizards like insects, so when you do that, lizards will come into our house and breed. That's why.
Me: ...